Brian Scartocci, Adam Johnson

If you haven't seen this hysterically suggestive event unfold yet … this is your sign.

Parish Presents: Butt Stuff Bingo

Lonelyland, Happyland (6:00)

Motown Mondays w/ the Matchmaker Band

Little Elmore Reed Blues Band, advanced two-step dance lessons w/ Double or Nothing, Steel Monday w/ Brother Ethan Shaw (7:00)

Monday Night jazz jam w/ Freddie Mendoza, Austin Jazz Band (7:00)

Michael Hale Trio

Church on Monday w/ Elias Haslanger & Dr. James Polk

Connect, grow, and engage in spiritual healing at this party mean to "welcome the divine through positive touch within a safe space." Arrive on time in comfortable clothes with a water bottle.

Temple Party 4 Queer, Trans, and Nonbinary

Austin Naked Yoga provides a safe environment to remove your clothes, open up to other gay men, and find freedom in movement.

Naked Yoga For Gay Guys

A breathtaking short doc takes you under the sea to explore one of Earth's most incredible creatures and spotlights key figures in shark research.

"Great White Shark" (2023)

Laser Imax 2D: Take an eye-popping, music-infused journey across America by rail with this immersive documentary all about trains.

"Train Time" (2023)

Go behind the scenes of the James Webb telescope, seeing its construction, its launch, and the release of the mind-blowing first full-color images in July 2022.

"Deep Sky" (2023)

Bret Graham

Austin Cajun Aces

Jo James

Open mic w/ Raul Ochoa

Do you own a small business or have entrepreneurial dreams? The city's Small Business Division is here to help! Find resources and a selection of instructional webinars on the city's site, with many free classes and some with a small fee.

Small Business Division Webinars

Lady Grackle and Jame Perry host an open mic where anyone can perform, plus special guests. Arrive by 9pm to sign-up with two numbers prepped.

Thunderdome

Join a rugby team made by and for queer folks in Round Rock and the surrounding areas. Show up with water, workout clothes, cleats or tennis shoes, and the team'll help ya with the rest.

Round Rock Rage Practice

Basura and Adam Stone host a night of unforgettable karaoke fun with music, costumes, and props.

Camp Karaoke

Learn about steel fencing and stickfighting with historical weapons, using modern sport science.

Arena Weapon Arts Beginner Sword Practice

Know your status by taking advantage of Vivent Health's free testing hours and other sexual health offerings like free condoms/lube.

Free HIV & STI Walk-In Testing

Blue Monday blues jam, Assorted Chocolates (8:00)

Refuel after donating blood by heading to ThunderCloud Subs to redeem your free sandwich voucher.

Donate Blood, Get a ThunderCloud Sub

Looking to play Dungeons and Dragons in Austin? Goblin Guild is a free meetup with one-shots, ongoing campaigns, and fun events. Email any questions to goblinguildatx@gmail.com.

Goblin Guild

Rick Fleming's first solo show is a celebration of the many musicians that inspire him, featuring more than 30 portraits painted on vinyl records, spanning decades and genres, paying homage to everyone from David Bowie to Taylor Swift, all connected by the artist's distinct style.

Sage Studio: Loverboy

Bring your acoustic and showcase your best original songs or old classics.

Music Open Mic

Different Stages continues its current season of theatre with Scott Z. Burns' drama about the aftermath of a deadly shooting at a high school. Directed by Carl Gonzales and Lacey Cannon Gonzales, featuring performances by Lucky Cantu, Eva McQuade, Beau Paul, Gina Houston, Stan McDowell, Liz Waters, and Jason Park.

The Library

Enter the fascinating world of illusions in this new venue that boasts a stunning array of intriguing visual, sensory, and educational experiences among new, unexplored optical wonderments.

Museum of Illusions

Back in 2020, Rick Fleming helped then-presidential hopeful Joe Biden campaign for the top spot by selling tote bags adorned with the politician’s portrait. Now, the local artist turns his attention to more musical inspirations, from Prince and David Bowie to Björk and Taylor Swift. United by his signature full eyes and round nostrils, Fleming’s homages take a more abstract approach to his subjects’ likeness – though accompanying lyrics, like to Queen’s namesake 1976 classic, give each piece away. Visit Springdale’s SAGE Studio Monday, Wednesday, and Friday to see Fleming’s paintings on vinyl discs – or buy one yourself for $200 a pop. – Carys Anderson

Loverboy: Portraits on Vinyl by Rick Fleming

A delightful night of dance starts with an intro to authentic Argentine tango (no experience or partner needed) with Gustavo Simplis, and continues with two hours of social dancing with DJ G.

Free Monday Tango

No matter where you are, ITT has you covered with free virtual classes from cardio and kickboxing to yoga and Zumba. Check out the calendar online for the full range of options and make a date for fitness.

Virtual Fitness Classes With It's Time Texas

Got a sweet tooth for drag? Craving a little competition? Where better to satisfy both indulgences than at Lady Grackle’s competition drag show, the Grackle Games. Started in 2022, this is the fifth cycle of contestants to come through the fab factory: eager and talented drag performers who’ll go head to head in creative challenges before head judges Ritzy Bitz and Evah Destruction. This year’s contestants include Y’Vonne D’Amour, Owen Alimony, Yolanti Pussy, Stella Thrush, Sinful Purchase, Munster Mash, Prada Hill-Dlux, Munekita, Ms. Foxxy, MK Ultra, Miss Malibu Imported, Meonya Pussy, Lilith Azazel, Isis Crysis, and Gator Gorr.– James Scott

Grackle Games

Crack open a new queer lit section every month with the Little Gay Book Club, a subscription-based "community of booklovers and bibliophiles that share in our passion for reading through conversations, monthly meetings, and events." Meetings are available virtually and in-person.

The Little Gay Book Club

Make teatime a family affair at this center of tea culture within Texas. West China Tea began as an importer of specialty Chinese tea, but since 2012 they’ve grown into a community space that teaches traditional tea methods as well as offering both self-serve and hosted tea services. This particular event includes an open play area for kiddos, a “swap basket” where fellow parents can exchange like-new baby items, and a tea service for $15. Just keep the lovely teaware out of tiny hands: These flavors are for a grownup palate only.– James Scott

Babies and Tea

Movie Party: Become an honorary Goonie at an interactive screening with props like a pirate eye patch, a marble bag filled with pirate treasure, and a bandanna.

The Goonies (1985)

Sydney Wright

Songwriters showcase w/ Phil Hurley, Julie Nolen (host)

Eve Monsees & Mike Buck

Monday Night Supper Club w/ Barbara Nesbitt, Ben Jones, & Ali Holder

Brian Wolff

Big Joe & the Bigger in Texas Band

Me-Mer-Mo Monday w/ Pataphysics, Night Viking, VFS

Open mic w/ Cole McDonnell & Chris Turpen

The unranked Longhorns currently find themselves outside of projections for this year’s men’s March Madness field. Playing in college basketball’s toughest conference will thankfully present Rodney Terry’s team with ample opportunities to make up ground. Big 12 newcomer Houston comes to town with a high AP Poll ranking and one of the nation’s most elite defenses. This encounter will mark the fourth game in a pivotal six-game stretch for the Burnt Orange against teams with a top 50 NET ranking. UT’s last home game was a Quadrant 1 victory against Baylor capped by an exhilarating Tyrese Hunter buzzer beater.– Derek Udensi